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northlan-e:

its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once

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  1. mom : did you eat all the donuts
  2. me : no
  3. mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
  4. me : thats cocaine
Posted 2 hours ago

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

Posted 2 hours ago
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strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

Posted 2 hours ago

winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

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?

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is that even-?

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okay that’s not

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???

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is that even legal

Posted 2 hours ago
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